Subject: Re: The never ending story. Thu May 15, 2008 8:17 am
hanna montana said matatapos paba tong story no to? pagod nako
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Subject: Re: The never ending story. Thu May 15, 2008 9:25 am
they couldn't think of anything so they decided to role play instead. spongebob admitted he has a mega crush on all the boy power rangers so he suggested they play power rangers. so like.. they spent the afternoon trying to fuse their bodies to look like those morphed robot things. sponge bob as the body, dora and her monkey as the arms and hannah as the weapon. they giggled.. a lot.. and sometimes farted cause they laughed so hard. all the while.. a mighty earthquake shook the other side of the earth and killed off every living person on that side of the world....
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Subject: Re: The never ending story. Thu May 15, 2008 6:17 pm
That incident are the reason why Myanmar and China are experiencing disastrous disaster...
Hanna Montana is confuse because she just said something that she doesn't understand...
"Maybe the narrator don't know how to translate the words" Dora said.
Hanna "Ohh ok".
Spongebob "Ohh my god i forgot something in Krusty Krab"(in an exaggerated way)
Dora "Ok you can go get it"
Spongebob "Really thanks"
So spongebob went to the sea to Krusty Krab..
"Hey spongebob whatcha doing here?" Mr.Krabs.
"I went to get something i left behind" Spongebob.
"Nooo,you cannot get your last paycheck,over my dead body" Mr.Krabs.
"Thats not it" Spongebob.
"Then what?" Mr.Krabs.
"OHH NOO! I forgot(In Overacting king a way)" Spongebob.
"Spongebob how much are they paying you for this?" Mr.Krabs.
"Im doing this for free eventhough Dora wants to pay me 1 million Dollar"Spongebob.
Mr.Krabs laugh in an evil like while biting his clamp and Salivating Continuously and
murmuring"Money! money Money"
"Spongebob that is a noble act and that requires me"
So another member joins the team..
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Subject: Re: The never ending story. Thu May 15, 2008 6:24 pm
and then cow and chicken arrive just in time
but dont mind them they are being stupid
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Subject: Re: The never ending story. Sat May 17, 2008 3:10 am
Since cow and chicken arrive,the group became lively and have made up a plan that will
lead them to MJ secret place and that is...
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Subject: Re: The never ending story. Tue May 20, 2008 7:51 am
when a mysterious person dressed up as ronald mcdonald suddenly drops from the sky and announces "you are all in great peril!!" "sweet niblets," says hannah BAM!!!!! cow rams into the newcomer, knocking him over so that chicken can attack his secret place with a PECKPECKPECK!!!! And before anyone could make sense of what just happen, cow and chicken turned to make a speedy retreat. "wait! hacia donde vas?," screams dora questioningly "i will not be taken alive!!" screeches chicken "we refuse to be burgers and nuggets!" cries cow as the others shield their eyes from the cloud of dust left behind by their escape.. no one says or does anything until a loud "AHEM" interrupts their silent stupor. Everyone turns to battered and bruised ronald, trying desparately not to stare at the bloody, gaping hole left near his crotch by chicken.. "You Heathens!!" says He, "I SAID YOU ARE ALL IN GREAT PERIL." Just then.. a tiny, weak voice came from dora's backpack.. "i....tink...ees..you....in feril" it says. "fck it's that stupido bimbo hello kitty," dora says before covering her mouth in a "oops" kinda move. and in that moment, tiny dora fans around the world all raised as one repeating her corrupt words as outraged parents gather their pitchforks and flaming torches to track down dora and the gang to extract revenge..
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Subject: Re: The never ending story. Tue May 20, 2008 9:26 am
The voice became louder and louder...
And then all of a sudden,Hello Kitty Pops up from dora's backpack and
summer Sault in the sky and making a kung fu stance.
Hello Kitty "I shall have my revenge,prepare to die"
Dora "Ohh noo,you pussy how did you get out,i defeated you last time i
defeat you again"
Then suddenly John McCarthy appears saying:
ARE YOU READY! ARE YOU READY! LETS GET IT ON!!!
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Subject: Re: The never ending story. Tue May 20, 2008 9:52 am
then neyu the mage appears and makes a portal for all to step into. inside they find themselves on poring island! hello kitty the tk versus dora the thief. zeny is quickly exchange between hands as bets are being made. the odds are 2-4 in favor of dora now that her true malicious nature has been revealed. "you dirty slave peasant! i will beat the cute out of you," dora spits as she attacks with a double stab. pap*pap* "talk is cheap!" retorts the kitty as she launches into a roundhouse whirlwind counter kick combo. thud*thud*thud* pap*pap* thud*thud*thud* pap*pap*pap*pap*pap*pap*pap*pap* "you hacker!!" hello kitty roars "bwahahhahaha! wakkokokoko!!" laughs dora gleefully as she bites into a mastella fruit...
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Subject: Re: The never ending story. Tue May 20, 2008 10:11 am
And Mr.Krabs is the one collecting all the money for the bet...
Hanna Montana bet for dora but half of his enrage fans bet for Hello Kitty because they like
her cute face.
Off course Boots bet for Dora as well,but Spongebob is confuse so he bet on both sides to be
sure.
Hello kitty is thinking why Dora is so strong,then she spot someone on the back of Dora..
Its Freddie roach the coach of Manny Pacquiao.
shock she said "WTF"
As the fight continuous to heat up Team Dora watch the fight while eating pop corn.
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Subject: Re: The never ending story. Thu May 22, 2008 9:07 pm
and then bogart showed up w/ his trembling drulling saliva...
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Subject: Re: The never ending story. Sat May 24, 2008 9:00 pm
And that saliva engulf the whole body of Hello Kitty and Dora..
Dora "oh no my favorite shirt,you slimy dirty orc you will pay for this"
Hello Kitty "Yuk yuk Yuk" (in a cute kinda way)
Even though that saliva is deadly and corrosive,Dora and Hello Kitty didn't mind it
because they are furious and angry about the yuki icky stuff.
They engage a supper dance(more like the dance of trunks and gotten)and this create a
super energy ball that destroy even the tiny atom of bogart.
The ones whatching cheer for excitement because of the amazing display of energy.
Dora says "Por fa vor lets finish this stupid fight"
Hello Kitty "I agree"
The bet was doubled due to excitement who gonna win..
The fight continous..
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Subject: Re: The never ending story. Mon May 26, 2008 3:11 pm
and then the other writers said "im sick and tired of writing this stuff am a quit this job pay my bill later guys"
and as the story goes............
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Subject: Re: The never ending story. Mon May 26, 2008 7:15 pm
and spongebob has an idea he plays spiderman
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Subject: Re: The never ending story. Mon May 26, 2008 7:16 pm
andthen spiderman and venom got angry bcoz they r makin fun of spidey
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Subject: Re: The never ending story. Mon May 26, 2008 7:18 pm
after they got beaten up ,spongebob and patrick got abducted by jigsaw
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Subject: Re: The never ending story. Tue May 27, 2008 4:22 am
and then a little angry asian girl got angry, very angry because there is no ending in sight. so she ran really, really fast towards the end of the rainbow but never reached the end because she got dehydrated and hungry and fell down after spraining both of her ankles and getting slapped by stray tree branches and scratched up by a lot of underbrush and biten by snakes, rats, bugs, and a landlocked shark..
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Subject: Re: The never ending story. Tue May 27, 2008 7:05 pm
And Dora and Hello Kitty reacted...
The diverse unfortunate series of events made them drop their jaw
and murmur "what the" in a coordinated kind of way.
But as the story continuously to progress.
Mr.Krabs said "Hey what are you two doing,i am making a
business here,continue the fight so that i can have this money"
"Hek hek hek hek hek"
Then hello kitty suddenly cried.
All reacted pity full and they all said "Ahhhh"
Dora approach hello Kitty but it was a wrong move.
While Dora is still busy being pity for her,Hello kitty slap dora in a super
very fast way.... it's speed is 3000 slap per second...
After the attack, Dora face really inflamed and really swelling
Her head is now 3 times bigger than Hello Kitty.
And this enrage Dora...
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Subject: Re: The never ending story. Thu May 29, 2008 10:27 am
but as she got angrier and angrier she started to feel breathless. her chest constricted and her throat felt blocked. she was started to choke on her own rage. HUFF~~~~HUFF~~~~~ went Dora, as hello kitty looked on in wide-eyed surprise. HUFF~~~~HUFF~~~~~ Dora's head continued to swell to the size of a hot air balloon. Dora spread her tiny arms to the sides as she floated lightly into the sky. Then as she looked down on the others, she open her mouth to say something.... but..........
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Subject: Re: The never ending story. Fri May 30, 2008 10:55 pm
but all the pressure in her body suddenly burst out of her mount,she circle in the air like
a balloon,and then she falls flat in the dirt of poring island...
As Dora slowly stand up,the sky became dark,thunder and lightning starts to rumble out.
Her muscles started to buff up like a Taguro,and then she wears her all white contact lenses.
Wind started to blow with a speed of 1000 miles/hr,circling Dora like a tornado..
A combined Chakra,Aura and energy surge out of her muscular body..
And then she reach out on her backpack,on its hidden compartment..
Were lies all her +10 equips each have 20 slot.
She then slowly equip it with doppel,phreoni,thanatos and other cards you could possible imagine.
And then Dora said "You backstabing pussy of weakness prepare for trouble and make it double"
she said this in a deeper voice like Illidan.
Her eyes are now lock-on on the target,every second of heats up and tension rises.
Bets now 10 times larger.
And before anyone could say anything it was all over,it only took 0.000001 milliseconds for the
attack. Hello Kitty with her cute face now lifeless lying on the ground.
Neyu the teleport mage who was watching 10,000 miles above sea level riding her phoenix,was
struck by Dora's enormous gigantic string of energy and was there and then dead on the spot.
Dora who was now aware of what had happened said "Oh no what have i done"
To be continued...
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Subject: Re: The never ending story. Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:22 pm
neyu the kind super mage conjures bread and water for everyone while we wait for more awesome benjo storytelling..